Cerita Kelakar Pak Guard UTP : Siapa Cakap Pak Guard Cuma Tahu Nak Saman Saja? | Admiral Hafiz

Monday, March 7, 2011

Cerita Kelakar Pak Guard UTP : Siapa Cakap Pak Guard Cuma Tahu Nak Saman Saja?

Pondok Kawalan Pak Guard UTP

Malam tadi, rasa mengidam pulak nak makan Nasi Kerabu,

Jadi aku pun start la enjin motor ke Restoren Sabila di Bandar Sri Iskandar,

Pelajar, terutamanya pelajar lelaki di sekitar UTP dan UiTM Sri Iskandar mesti selalu lepak sini kan?

Ececeh....tak ngaku pulak korang yer.

Seperti biasa, sebelum keluar daripada UTP, perlu melalui pondok kawalan Pak Guard UTP

Untuk tunjukkan kad motor.

Pak Guard: Mana kad motor?
Aku: (Sambil tunjukkan kad motor)
Pak Guard: Kamu ni Mahmud Bin Yahya kan?
Aku: Sapa pulak tu?
Pak Guard: Nama kamu lah. Mahmud Bin Yahya kan?
Aku: Kenapa tanya macam tu?
Pak Guard: Ni MBY #### ni...Kan singkatan Mahmud Bin Yahya.Hahaha
AKu: Errr...

MBY= Mahmud Bin Yahya?

Haha....Apa daa Pak Guard ni..
Siap nak buat lawak time orang2 tengah lapar....

Entah nama sapa la yang dia sebut tu kan?

p/s: Siapa cakap Pak Guard cuma tahu saman menyaman saja?

Diorang pun terer buat lawak jugak apa. Haha..Setuju?

77 comments!:

Opah Kentang said... BALAS: MAHMUD?
ahahaha.; March 7, 2011 at 12:20 AM
Ain Shdn said... BALAS: hahaha. tak boleh belah itu pak guard~; March 7, 2011 at 12:21 AM
munGe سلواني said... BALAS: owww....budak utp ropenye..; March 7, 2011 at 12:29 AM
bidadariMu said... BALAS: kenapalaa comey sgt pak guard nie..haha,
serious, sy rase die tgh ngantuk2 n mamai ! =); March 7, 2011 at 12:31 AM
I ♥ U Bakery House said... BALAS: haha..
penah skali balek u malam2 pastu xde org kt tmpat duduk belakang..
pak gad tu boleh plak melawak mintak matrik kad org belakang.. sabo je le..; March 7, 2011 at 12:34 AM
Unknown said... BALAS: hahaha , xleh bla pak guard ni , loyar buruk . haha; March 7, 2011 at 12:37 AM
GaDiS KaMpUnG sEpArA BaNdAr said... BALAS: hahaha...

pandai pak guard tu hehe..; March 7, 2011 at 1:02 AM
honeymadu said... BALAS: XDDDDDD eh restoren sabila? baru lagi ke? xpenah perasan pulak.. *oh saye x-student uitm perempuan*; March 7, 2011 at 1:10 AM
Izafiza said... BALAS: haha..kelakar..cayalah p.guard..bleh join raja lawak..=D; March 7, 2011 at 1:18 AM
Jimie SC said... BALAS: hahaha...siot jer pak guard tue. blh masuk raja lawak pak guard tu...ko suruhla dia masuk raja lawak nti..; March 7, 2011 at 1:59 AM
eVy-D-YaNa said... BALAS: hehe...klaka pakgad UTP ni!; March 7, 2011 at 2:35 AM
Budak-budak Karang Esei said... BALAS: dia pon tengah lapar gak tue..plus boring pula..; March 7, 2011 at 2:47 AM
Amira Anorah said... BALAS: vongok pak gad....:P
hahahaha; March 7, 2011 at 4:39 AM
Pisyek K said... BALAS: kah kah kah tak kelakar~

LoL xD; March 7, 2011 at 7:51 AM
kuyam said... BALAS: setuju!
lg plk ade pak gard utp yg cam cute gila n suka bt peace
i loikeee! :D; March 7, 2011 at 9:14 AM
afifah said... BALAS: pak jaga skolah aku taw renung cam aku ad buat salah je~; March 7, 2011 at 10:21 AM
yna fazlyna said... BALAS: mby...or myblah.. hhahaa mahmud bin yahya

http://ceritacintayna.blogspot.com/2011/03/pujaan-hati.html; March 7, 2011 at 10:21 AM
OnlyZul said... BALAS: ahaha...die buat lawak cuz moto tu still bau kedai..agagaga; March 7, 2011 at 10:49 AM
farasakura said... BALAS: hahaha gila la pakguard tu...kihkih
wahh ada nama baru XD
MAHMUD BIN YAHYA !!!!; March 7, 2011 at 10:51 AM
Dauspozi said... BALAS: Siyes cool pak guard tu.. haha.. kirim salam sama beliau.. =); March 7, 2011 at 12:54 PM
Anonymous said... BALAS: hahaha payah nak jumpe pak guard mcm ni. hahahhaa; March 7, 2011 at 3:00 PM
Anonymous said... BALAS: hahaha..stuju sgt ngan statement yg suke lepak kt sabila tuh....tp hati2..dgr cite sabila ade bubuh pelaris....xtaw la btol ke x.....; March 7, 2011 at 4:32 PM
Admiral Hafiz said... BALAS: @Opah Kentang ahaha
sengal je; March 7, 2011 at 5:25 PM
Admiral Hafiz said... BALAS: @CikBulat meh la dtg utp
bru ko taw pak guard sni mcm mana; March 7, 2011 at 5:25 PM
Admiral Hafiz said... BALAS: @munGe سلواني aah
utp je; March 7, 2011 at 5:26 PM
Admiral Hafiz said... BALAS: @hani raihan nak taw lg comey
meh la dtg utp lagi; March 7, 2011 at 5:26 PM
Admiral Hafiz said... BALAS: @aRa (^;~) haha
sengal je
eh utp gak ke ni?; March 7, 2011 at 5:27 PM
Admiral Hafiz said... BALAS: @Tengku Nizam bosan sgt la 2; March 7, 2011 at 5:27 PM
Admiral Hafiz said... BALAS: @GaDiS KaMpUnG sEpArA BaNdAr comey je kan?; March 7, 2011 at 5:27 PM
Admiral Hafiz said... BALAS: @honeymadu meh la dtg sni lg; March 7, 2011 at 5:29 PM
Admiral Hafiz said... BALAS: @izaFiza aah
mmg kelakar la pak guard ni; March 7, 2011 at 5:30 PM
Admiral Hafiz said... BALAS: @Skype Crew ala
klu dye msuk raja lawak
sapa nk nk wat lawak lg kt post pak guard 2; March 7, 2011 at 5:31 PM
Admiral Hafiz said... BALAS: @eVy-D-YaNa meh la singgah sni; March 7, 2011 at 5:31 PM
Admiral Hafiz said... BALAS: @budak-budak aah
rasa mcm 2 jugak; March 7, 2011 at 5:31 PM
Admiral Hafiz said... BALAS: @Amira Anorah hehe
mana ada
comey je pakgad 2; March 7, 2011 at 5:32 PM
Admiral Hafiz said... BALAS: @Pisyek kecik hati pak gad 2; March 7, 2011 at 5:32 PM
Admiral Hafiz said... BALAS: @~kuyam~ yg mana 1 eh; March 7, 2011 at 5:32 PM
Admiral Hafiz said... BALAS: @Nurul Afifah bahaya 2
haha; March 7, 2011 at 5:33 PM
Admiral Hafiz said... BALAS: @yna fazlyna nama sapa la yg dye sebut 2; March 7, 2011 at 5:33 PM
Admiral Hafiz said... BALAS: @OnlyZul mana ada
dh lama dh pn; March 7, 2011 at 5:34 PM
Admiral Hafiz said... BALAS: @Dauspozi meh la dtg utp nnti; March 7, 2011 at 5:35 PM
Admiral Hafiz said... BALAS: @farasakura cehh; March 7, 2011 at 5:36 PM
Admiral Hafiz said... BALAS: @Kyru Amyra haha
comey je kan pak gad ni; March 7, 2011 at 5:37 PM
Admiral Hafiz said... BALAS: @Syakir Rahman ntahla
aku pn kadang2 risau gak
asyik wat aku nk ke sana je; March 7, 2011 at 5:37 PM
Admiral Hafiz said... BALAS: @apisv2 thanks sbb singgah ye; March 7, 2011 at 5:43 PM
hana said... BALAS: huiyoo...
pandai berlawak ye pak guard tu..
kagum...
apsal la x jumpe agi pak guard UiTM yg suke gurau2 manje camtu..
hahaha; March 7, 2011 at 8:11 PM
Cik Rimau said... BALAS: hahaha.. hampeh pye pak guard.. mane la dia dpt idea bg name tu.. kreatif jugak pak guard tu.. hehe; March 7, 2011 at 10:34 PM
Ainul Huda said... BALAS: huahua, pak guard pandai buat lawak; March 7, 2011 at 10:49 PM
muhammad iqbal hakimi bin tahir said... BALAS: kalau motor aku TAT jadi apa?

tun abdul tahir ...boleh gak...nama ayah aku..hehe; March 7, 2011 at 11:58 PM
shahjiehan said... BALAS: singgah2.. penin2 stdy nih.. adoi!! pak gud ni tgh blatih nak msuk raja lawak 6 la tuh!!!!!!!!! nice idea!; March 8, 2011 at 12:23 AM
NADIA RAJAMI said... BALAS: hahha..lucu pak gad tuh..:P; March 8, 2011 at 12:43 AM
eVy-D-YaNa said... BALAS: singgah?
hehe...mmg blaja cni pn..
fnal yr, fnal sem.. :); March 8, 2011 at 8:01 AM
alien said... BALAS: alahai encik mahmud b yahya
sabar je la; March 8, 2011 at 9:46 AM
♥nyeto89♥ said... BALAS: pak gad terbaikkk :p; March 8, 2011 at 5:55 PM
cik ikan said... BALAS: hah!
makan kat sabila tak ajak ennn..
huh.; March 8, 2011 at 10:43 PM
Admiral Hafiz said... BALAS: @hana klu mcm 2
meh la singgah utp; March 9, 2011 at 10:48 AM
Admiral Hafiz said... BALAS: @Cik Rimau haha
2 la
dia main petik je nama; March 9, 2011 at 10:49 AM
Admiral Hafiz said... BALAS: @AHMY kelakar je kan; March 9, 2011 at 10:51 AM
Admiral Hafiz said... BALAS: @iqbalhakimi terbaek la!
motor ayah ko pnye ke 2?; March 9, 2011 at 10:52 AM
Admiral Hafiz said... BALAS: @shahjiehan haha
bagus tol pak gad ni; March 9, 2011 at 10:52 AM
Admiral Hafiz said... BALAS: @Dea comey je kn; March 9, 2011 at 10:53 AM
Admiral Hafiz said... BALAS: @eVy-D-YaNa ye2 je ni; March 9, 2011 at 10:53 AM
Admiral Hafiz said... BALAS: @alien redha jela; March 9, 2011 at 10:54 AM
Admiral Hafiz said... BALAS: @♥yaya budak suka embun♥ betul 2
terbaek la!; March 9, 2011 at 10:54 AM
Admiral Hafiz said... BALAS: @cik ikan haha
jom2; March 9, 2011 at 10:55 AM
onedurrani said... BALAS: hehehe..kelakar lah pulak cite en amirul ni..teringat pak guard ms akk bljr dulu..hehehe..tp ayat dia..kamu ni org alor gajah, melaka ke?cit...pndi btl dia meneka..heheehe; March 9, 2011 at 6:22 PM
Admiral Hafiz said... BALAS: @onedurrani wah
terer pak gad tu
pandai btul dye teka; March 9, 2011 at 6:54 PM
secantikmanis said... BALAS: ishhh kalau la den yang mendengar lawak pak guard tue waktu tengah lapar,, ada jugak kena salai pak guard tue; March 9, 2011 at 9:43 PM
Farhan Zulhusmi said... BALAS: hahaha....mahmud bin yahya....hahaha....
kalau aku punya plat pulak...BKJ.....
Budak Kaki Joli...hahaha; March 9, 2011 at 11:10 PM
Admiral Hafiz said... BALAS: @secantikmanis sabar2; March 10, 2011 at 1:09 AM
Admiral Hafiz said... BALAS: @Farhan Zulhusmi Budak Kaki Joli?
haha
kena gak 2; March 10, 2011 at 1:09 AM
Hasrol Nizam said... BALAS: HAHA.. dia tengah boring kot duk jada kat situ.

aku pernah je pak guard ajak berborak. tanya tinggal kat mana la, asal orang mana la..; March 10, 2011 at 9:59 AM
Admiral Hafiz said... BALAS: @Hasrol Nizam 2 la pasal
aku pun rasa mcm 2
mesti dia boring sgt la 2; March 10, 2011 at 8:27 PM
Amira Atiya said... BALAS: hahaha, pak guard carik point nak borak tu...; March 12, 2011 at 7:09 AM
Admiral Hafiz said... BALAS: @AMIRA ATIYA MYRA_ZOE haha
tp sengal je point yg dia guna; March 12, 2011 at 10:30 AM
amal_fc1303 said... BALAS: hahahaha..
sumpah lawak..
main petik je la nama sapa yer..
motor ada nama tu..; March 12, 2011 at 11:09 AM
Admiral Hafiz said... BALAS: @amal_fc1303 haha
ntah pape je kan?; March 12, 2011 at 12:12 PM

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