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Monday, March 7, 2011

Cerita Kelakar Pak Guard UTP : Siapa Cakap Pak Guard Cuma Tahu Nak Saman Saja?

Pondok Kawalan Pak Guard UTP

Malam tadi, rasa mengidam pulak nak makan Nasi Kerabu,
Jadi aku pun start la enjin motor ke Restoren Sabila di Bandar Sri Iskandar,
Pelajar, terutamanya pelajar lelaki di sekitar UTP dan UiTM Sri Iskandar mesti selalu lepak sini kan?
Ececeh....tak ngaku pulak korang yer.

Seperti biasa, sebelum keluar daripada UTP, perlu melalui pondok kawalan Pak Guard UTP
Untuk tunjukkan kad motor.
Pak Guard: Mana kad motor?
Aku: (Sambil tunjukkan kad motor)
Pak Guard: Kamu ni Mahmud Bin Yahya kan?
Aku: Sapa pulak tu?
Pak Guard: Nama kamu lah. Mahmud Bin Yahya kan?
Aku: Kenapa tanya macam tu?
Pak Guard: Ni MBY #### ni...Kan singkatan Mahmud Bin Yahya.Hahaha
AKu: Errr...
MBY= Mahmud Bin Yahya?

Haha....Apa daa Pak Guard ni..
Siap nak buat lawak time orang2 tengah lapar....
Entah nama sapa la yang dia sebut tu kan?


p/s: Siapa cakap Pak Guard cuma tahu saman menyaman saja?
Diorang pun terer buat lawak jugak apa. Haha..Setuju?
pada

77 comments:

  1. Opah KentangMarch 7, 2011 at 12:20 AM

    MAHMUD?
    ahahaha.

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  2. Ain ShdnMarch 7, 2011 at 12:21 AM

    hahaha. tak boleh belah itu pak guard~

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  3. munGe سلوانيMarch 7, 2011 at 12:29 AM

    owww....budak utp ropenye..

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  4. bidadariMuMarch 7, 2011 at 12:31 AM

    kenapalaa comey sgt pak guard nie..haha,
    serious, sy rase die tgh ngantuk2 n mamai ! =)

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  5. I ♥ U Bakery HouseMarch 7, 2011 at 12:34 AM

    haha..
    penah skali balek u malam2 pastu xde org kt tmpat duduk belakang..
    pak gad tu boleh plak melawak mintak matrik kad org belakang.. sabo je le..

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  6. UnknownMarch 7, 2011 at 12:37 AM

    hahaha , xleh bla pak guard ni , loyar buruk . haha

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  7. GaDiS KaMpUnG sEpArA BaNdArMarch 7, 2011 at 1:02 AM

    hahaha...

    pandai pak guard tu hehe..

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  8. honeymaduMarch 7, 2011 at 1:10 AM

    XDDDDDD eh restoren sabila? baru lagi ke? xpenah perasan pulak.. *oh saye x-student uitm perempuan*

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  9. IzafizaMarch 7, 2011 at 1:18 AM

    haha..kelakar..cayalah p.guard..bleh join raja lawak..=D

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  10. Jimie SCMarch 7, 2011 at 1:59 AM

    hahaha...siot jer pak guard tue. blh masuk raja lawak pak guard tu...ko suruhla dia masuk raja lawak nti..

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  11. eVy-D-YaNaMarch 7, 2011 at 2:35 AM

    hehe...klaka pakgad UTP ni!

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  12. Budak-budak Karang EseiMarch 7, 2011 at 2:47 AM

    dia pon tengah lapar gak tue..plus boring pula..

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  13. Amira AnorahMarch 7, 2011 at 4:39 AM

    vongok pak gad....:P
    hahahaha

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  14. Pisyek KMarch 7, 2011 at 7:51 AM

    kah kah kah tak kelakar~

    LoL xD

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  15. kuyamMarch 7, 2011 at 9:14 AM

    setuju!
    lg plk ade pak gard utp yg cam cute gila n suka bt peace
    i loikeee! :D

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  16. afifahMarch 7, 2011 at 10:21 AM

    pak jaga skolah aku taw renung cam aku ad buat salah je~

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  17. yna fazlynaMarch 7, 2011 at 10:21 AM

    mby...or myblah.. hhahaa mahmud bin yahya

    http://ceritacintayna.blogspot.com/2011/03/pujaan-hati.html

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  18. OnlyZulMarch 7, 2011 at 10:49 AM

    ahaha...die buat lawak cuz moto tu still bau kedai..agagaga

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  19. farasakuraMarch 7, 2011 at 10:51 AM

    hahaha gila la pakguard tu...kihkih
    wahh ada nama baru XD
    MAHMUD BIN YAHYA !!!!

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  20. DauspoziMarch 7, 2011 at 12:54 PM

    Siyes cool pak guard tu.. haha.. kirim salam sama beliau.. =)

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  21. AnonymousMarch 7, 2011 at 3:00 PM

    hahaha payah nak jumpe pak guard mcm ni. hahahhaa

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  22. AnonymousMarch 7, 2011 at 4:32 PM

    hahaha..stuju sgt ngan statement yg suke lepak kt sabila tuh....tp hati2..dgr cite sabila ade bubuh pelaris....xtaw la btol ke x.....

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  23. Admiral HafizMarch 7, 2011 at 5:25 PM

    @Opah Kentang ahaha
    sengal je

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  24. Admiral HafizMarch 7, 2011 at 5:25 PM

    @CikBulat meh la dtg utp
    bru ko taw pak guard sni mcm mana

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  25. Admiral HafizMarch 7, 2011 at 5:26 PM

    @munGe سلواني aah
    utp je

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  26. Admiral HafizMarch 7, 2011 at 5:26 PM

    @hani raihan nak taw lg comey
    meh la dtg utp lagi

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  27. Admiral HafizMarch 7, 2011 at 5:27 PM

    @aRa (^;~) haha
    sengal je
    eh utp gak ke ni?

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  28. Admiral HafizMarch 7, 2011 at 5:27 PM

    @Tengku Nizam bosan sgt la 2

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  29. Admiral HafizMarch 7, 2011 at 5:27 PM

    @GaDiS KaMpUnG sEpArA BaNdAr comey je kan?

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  30. Admiral HafizMarch 7, 2011 at 5:29 PM

    @honeymadu meh la dtg sni lg

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  31. Admiral HafizMarch 7, 2011 at 5:30 PM

    @izaFiza aah
    mmg kelakar la pak guard ni

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  32. Admiral HafizMarch 7, 2011 at 5:31 PM

    @Skype Crew ala
    klu dye msuk raja lawak
    sapa nk nk wat lawak lg kt post pak guard 2

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  33. Admiral HafizMarch 7, 2011 at 5:31 PM

    @eVy-D-YaNa meh la singgah sni

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  34. Admiral HafizMarch 7, 2011 at 5:31 PM

    @budak-budak aah
    rasa mcm 2 jugak

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  35. Admiral HafizMarch 7, 2011 at 5:32 PM

    @Amira Anorah hehe
    mana ada
    comey je pakgad 2

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  36. Admiral HafizMarch 7, 2011 at 5:32 PM

    @Pisyek kecik hati pak gad 2

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  37. Admiral HafizMarch 7, 2011 at 5:32 PM

    @~kuyam~ yg mana 1 eh

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  38. Admiral HafizMarch 7, 2011 at 5:33 PM

    @Nurul Afifah bahaya 2
    haha

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  39. Admiral HafizMarch 7, 2011 at 5:33 PM

    @yna fazlyna nama sapa la yg dye sebut 2

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  40. Admiral HafizMarch 7, 2011 at 5:34 PM

    @OnlyZul mana ada
    dh lama dh pn

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  41. Admiral HafizMarch 7, 2011 at 5:35 PM

    @Dauspozi meh la dtg utp nnti

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  42. Admiral HafizMarch 7, 2011 at 5:36 PM

    @farasakura cehh

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  43. Admiral HafizMarch 7, 2011 at 5:37 PM

    @Kyru Amyra haha
    comey je kan pak gad ni

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  44. Admiral HafizMarch 7, 2011 at 5:37 PM

    @Syakir Rahman ntahla
    aku pn kadang2 risau gak
    asyik wat aku nk ke sana je

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  45. Admiral HafizMarch 7, 2011 at 5:43 PM

    @apisv2 thanks sbb singgah ye

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  46. hanaMarch 7, 2011 at 8:11 PM

    huiyoo...
    pandai berlawak ye pak guard tu..
    kagum...
    apsal la x jumpe agi pak guard UiTM yg suke gurau2 manje camtu..
    hahaha

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  47. Cik RimauMarch 7, 2011 at 10:34 PM

    hahaha.. hampeh pye pak guard.. mane la dia dpt idea bg name tu.. kreatif jugak pak guard tu.. hehe

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  48. Ainul HudaMarch 7, 2011 at 10:49 PM

    huahua, pak guard pandai buat lawak

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  49. muhammad iqbal hakimi bin tahirMarch 7, 2011 at 11:58 PM

    kalau motor aku TAT jadi apa?

    tun abdul tahir ...boleh gak...nama ayah aku..hehe

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  50. shahjiehanMarch 8, 2011 at 12:23 AM

    singgah2.. penin2 stdy nih.. adoi!! pak gud ni tgh blatih nak msuk raja lawak 6 la tuh!!!!!!!!! nice idea!

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  51. NADIA RAJAMIMarch 8, 2011 at 12:43 AM

    hahha..lucu pak gad tuh..:P

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  52. eVy-D-YaNaMarch 8, 2011 at 8:01 AM

    singgah?
    hehe...mmg blaja cni pn..
    fnal yr, fnal sem.. :)

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  53. alienMarch 8, 2011 at 9:46 AM

    alahai encik mahmud b yahya
    sabar je la

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  54. ♥nyeto89♥March 8, 2011 at 5:55 PM

    pak gad terbaikkk :p

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  55. cik ikanMarch 8, 2011 at 10:43 PM

    hah!
    makan kat sabila tak ajak ennn..
    huh.

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  56. Admiral HafizMarch 9, 2011 at 10:48 AM

    @hana klu mcm 2
    meh la singgah utp

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  57. Admiral HafizMarch 9, 2011 at 10:49 AM

    @Cik Rimau haha
    2 la
    dia main petik je nama

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  58. Admiral HafizMarch 9, 2011 at 10:51 AM

    @AHMY kelakar je kan

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  59. Admiral HafizMarch 9, 2011 at 10:52 AM

    @iqbalhakimi terbaek la!
    motor ayah ko pnye ke 2?

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  60. Admiral HafizMarch 9, 2011 at 10:52 AM

    @shahjiehan haha
    bagus tol pak gad ni

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  61. Admiral HafizMarch 9, 2011 at 10:53 AM

    @Dea comey je kn

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  62. Admiral HafizMarch 9, 2011 at 10:53 AM

    @eVy-D-YaNa ye2 je ni

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  63. Admiral HafizMarch 9, 2011 at 10:54 AM

    @alien redha jela

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  64. Admiral HafizMarch 9, 2011 at 10:54 AM

    @♥yaya budak suka embun♥ betul 2
    terbaek la!

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  65. Admiral HafizMarch 9, 2011 at 10:55 AM

    @cik ikan haha
    jom2

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  66. onedurraniMarch 9, 2011 at 6:22 PM

    hehehe..kelakar lah pulak cite en amirul ni..teringat pak guard ms akk bljr dulu..hehehe..tp ayat dia..kamu ni org alor gajah, melaka ke?cit...pndi btl dia meneka..heheehe

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  67. Admiral HafizMarch 9, 2011 at 6:54 PM

    @onedurrani wah
    terer pak gad tu
    pandai btul dye teka

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  68. secantikmanisMarch 9, 2011 at 9:43 PM

    ishhh kalau la den yang mendengar lawak pak guard tue waktu tengah lapar,, ada jugak kena salai pak guard tue

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  69. Farhan ZulhusmiMarch 9, 2011 at 11:10 PM

    hahaha....mahmud bin yahya....hahaha....
    kalau aku punya plat pulak...BKJ.....
    Budak Kaki Joli...hahaha

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  70. Admiral HafizMarch 10, 2011 at 1:09 AM

    @secantikmanis sabar2

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  71. Admiral HafizMarch 10, 2011 at 1:09 AM

    @Farhan Zulhusmi Budak Kaki Joli?
    haha
    kena gak 2

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  72. Hasrol NizamMarch 10, 2011 at 9:59 AM

    HAHA.. dia tengah boring kot duk jada kat situ.

    aku pernah je pak guard ajak berborak. tanya tinggal kat mana la, asal orang mana la..

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  73. Admiral HafizMarch 10, 2011 at 8:27 PM

    @Hasrol Nizam 2 la pasal
    aku pun rasa mcm 2
    mesti dia boring sgt la 2

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  74. Amira AtiyaMarch 12, 2011 at 7:09 AM

    hahaha, pak guard carik point nak borak tu...

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  75. Admiral HafizMarch 12, 2011 at 10:30 AM

    @AMIRA ATIYA MYRA_ZOE haha
    tp sengal je point yg dia guna

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  76. amal_fc1303March 12, 2011 at 11:09 AM

    hahahaha..
    sumpah lawak..
    main petik je la nama sapa yer..
    motor ada nama tu..

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  77. Admiral HafizMarch 12, 2011 at 12:12 PM

    @amal_fc1303 haha
    ntah pape je kan?

    ReplyDelete

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